RE: A little levity

["Frech, Andre (ISSAtlanta)" <AFrech@iss.net>]

Wow. Spaf found a use for Babelfish after all. :-)

Andre Frech  | afrech@iss.net | 678-443-6241
Internet Security Systems, Inc.

> -----Original Message-----
> From: Gene Spafford [mailto:spaf@CERIAS.PURDUE.EDU]
> Sent: Thursday, May 11, 2000 12:02 AM
> To: cve-editorial-board-list@lists.mitre.org
> Subject: A little levity
>
>
> Here are some other versions of the letter we can consider sending:
>
> 1) Appeal to member country dialect
> 2) Appeal to their inner children
> 3) Appeal to their inner stooge
> 4) Appeal to their sense of irony
>
> --spaf
> Loose in the software toolbox again
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> Es leedeeng secooreety precteeshuners, idooceturs, fendurs, und users
> ooff inffurmeshun secooreety, ve-a veesh tu regeester oooor

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> infowmation secuwity, we wish to wegistew ouw opinions about de

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> anday usersay ofay informationay ecuritysay, eway ishway otay

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